I am now available for work. I look forward to working with you in the future! I am available during the day and my hours are posted below.Upcoming days i will not be available: dec. 18th thru 25th, 31st, and jan. 1st.
Hours show the times that i take my first and last signing appointment. Please feel free to call me at any time!
Hours: mon-wed: 9:00 - 4:00 thurs:       9:00 - 3:00fri:            9:00 - 4:00sat:          off except for the last saturday of every month.                   9:00 - 4:00sun:         off

For laughs!
Charlie brown: you just want me to run over to kick that football then pull it away to watch me fall on my back and kill myself.
Lucy: see? I have a signed document saying that i won't pull it away.
Charlie brown: wow! A signed document. Maybe this is the year i finally kick that football.
[charlie brown runs to kick football, but lucy pulls it away]
Charlie brown: auuugh! [falls on his back]
Lucy: peculiar thing about this document. It was never notarized.